Killer Ring

tobias wong ring.jpg

Wong makes engagement rings that can kill you. The razor-sharp diamond point is set into the ring so it cannot get knocked out when you smash someone’s face in, and the edges of the ring are really soft so it won’t cut into your skin during the pounding. It’s romantic because it means, “Will you marry me?” but it also means that I can’t always be there to protect yo.  So if some jerk won’t stop bothering you, puncture him with this. The diamond sharp edge will also cut skin down to the bone (with a minimum 1 karat stone – but the larger the better) or it may simply be used to tag hard surfaces, like cars and windows for S.O.S. messages or that last will and estimate when pen or paper aren’t conveniently around.

– James Tung


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10 comments — Leave a Comment




  1. rita   February 6th 2008

    why is the diamond upside down
  2. pooja   March 9th 2008

    Why is the point of diamond placed up
  3. David   April 18th 2008

    Did you even read the entry? Wtf
  4. Tina   May 10th 2008

    Omfg. That is so f**king Awesome. Lmao!!
  5. ASHISH MAVANI   June 1st 2008

    WHAT IS THE THE DIAMOND
  6. Melissa   August 14th 2008

    haha, thats possibly the most hilarious idea i’ve ever seen :P

    it makes me wish i had a super sharp engagement ring of death because hey, shit happens. :)
  7. Lindsay   May 11th 2009

    Great ring. Now we need a separate blog post on inexplicably dense reader comments.
  8. jay   October 9th 2009

    That just looks ridiculous!
  9. Samantha   November 12th 2009

    I LOVE THIS RING
  10. FH   December 31st 2009

    Where can I get one?
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